28. 06. 2013
Rare Breed of Orca May Actually Be A New Type Of Marine Asshole

Rare Breed of Orca May Actually Be A New Type Of Marine Asshole


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23. 04. 2013
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A collection of Earth Day facts

  Yesterday was Earth Day, an ancient Hindu holiday. Here are a collection of 20 facts about this flat disc we all call home:   The Earth ran out of salt in 2010...

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18. 04. 2013

Society, man…

We live in a society that practically encourages you to get your draft horses addicted to barbiturates, but yet there are virtually no government subsidized programs to get a stable full of percherons...

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25. 03. 2013


  Suddenly, all the nation is vibrating with panda fever, as a Canada welcomes its newest celebrities to the Toronto Zoo. The fascination and female hysteria is palpable. Who can blame them? What...

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11. 03. 2013
wind turbine

Wind Turbines

  Wind turbines. It is not the swift death they bring to entire flocks of songbirds, or endangered bats, or Anne Murray’s cottage time enjoyment that makes them so dangerous. It is that...

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25. 07. 2012

Horses | Cows

Horses and cows were never meant to coexist. This is a rupture in space-time.

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16. 04. 2012
vegan high horse

Get Off Your Vegan High Horse Or I’ll Eat That Too!

I love you, dear quinoa munching vegan. You’ve somehow lulled yourself into thinking cows wouldn’t eat us too if we gave them half a chance. Good for you, and good for all the...

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09. 04. 2012
yummy pig

People Shouldn’t Eat Animals?

Then what are we supposed to do with all these bacon piñatas?!  

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04. 04. 2012
naked mole rat

Naked Mole Rat

There are things that are so vile, so loathsome, so utterly devoid of pigmentation that the only righteous thing to do is bury them deep in the earth. The naked mole rat is...

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31. 03. 2012


The Orangutan [Pongo pygmaeus, family Pongidae]. Forest Person. The word itself means “powerful ginger”. Intelligent, immensely strong, brooding, and more full of self doubt than any of the great apes. They are man’s closest existing genetic...

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